the day it happened by emmanuel velasquez
It was just a normal annual New Years party in the year 2020, and everyone was having fun. In fact someone passed out on the roof with half of their body hanging. Man the party was insane. Until Jimmy went outside to vomit, soon we all started to get worried because he's been outside for twenty-three minutes either he passed out or he was in trouble, so we went outside to check it out. But we find a man ripping his intestines out savagely and eating them greedily .Then the creature spotted us with his bloodshot eyes and charged at us with a roar "Raaaaaarahh" soon we found out the whole neighborhood was full of zombies and attacked at us.
After that we stopped the party and barricaded the windows and doors."Ooh man ooh man ooh man I'm too young to die" said Joseph in a sobering voice. A window shattered,some debris fell then Jerry yelled "Their coming in!" Mark cry out "Holy craaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!".Well, I guess he kind of deserved that, it was a win, win, lose situation.Me win ,zombie win ,Mark lose. But hey that's what you get for being a jerk al the time . Soon everyone was crying, and confessing, man I couldn't respect that, 1.I had too many dark secrets, 2. They're just going to throw their lives away man these people are retarded, throwing their lives away and not fighting back, pppssshh I was.
After talking to them that we are the last hope of humanity, that got them pumped up . Jerry was the host of the party and said that his dad has a mother lode of guns in the basement , after he said that I punched he in the face and said "Sorry for that bro, I dude you could've said something earlier, we're in a zombie crisis!" then a group brought them up . Oh man I almost passed out and not because of the party, but because of so many weapons he had. It was about time we showed these creeps whos boss . My best friend Damon was on a killer rampage, he was so good we let them come in, soon they were everywhere and was about time I made barbecue, I pulled the trigger for the flame-thrower. It was like slow- motion status ,I could feel the heat spreading and since I had never used a flame-thrower and some retard threw three grenades ,the house was going to collapse. Everyone made it except Luke.
Everyone was well armed. I spoke up and said "Guys I think I heard on the news that an evil psychopath girl is behind this . Any way I also heard that a carnival is where the military is keeping survivors. So lets go." On the way there I spotted Taho with a torrent on it , Damon got on it and classic Damon pulled the trigger and it was hilarious his whole body vibrated as if he was being electrified. Then a horde of zombies came , then he swiveled the torrent and shot Johnny one time in the stomach and he flipped like a pancake . After the zombies were killed. We had no choice but to take Johnny's weapons and abandon him because the blood was like bait.
We arrived at the carnival and once we turned on the power it grabbed attention it was like a "Here zombie, zombie , zombbbieee!" thing .
Damon spoke up "I think this is the wrong carnival." I responded "You think ! ".Then swiftly Damon and I ran to the rollercoaster and it took off with Damon and my foot . I whammed my face in a pole and my tongue tasted the metallic pole . I was able to get on just as a metal bar was going to blow my head off. A zombie jumped down in front of me, I blew it's legs off with a Sweeper. It got close and I yelled "Get off you ugly piece of vomit." Then I saw it was Johnny, then I yanked his head off along with his spine and used it as nun-chucks , then we saw that the drop down was a zombie- village then I called Damon to grab my leg then used Johnny's head-spine as a hook on a bar then let go. Suddenly , a fighter plane passed by that the carnival will explode in ten, nine , eight , seven ,six ,five, four, three, two, one, right when the bombs dropped it swooped under too fast and the bombs landed on top of the plane. Then Luke the one who didn't make it came with a warthog only better. Right when he was going to say something he was tackled and the zombie was enjoying his human happy meal. Well, it is the circle of life for him.
Then I said "Ooh poop I guess that means we're screwed." then Damon said "Not yet !". Damon and I ran to the top of a duck shooting thing. I saw out of the corner of my eye I saw an Oreo cookie cake twelve pack. I grabbed it and gobbled it down as the zombies climbed up. Damon Yelled at me" Dude are you kidding me!?" while shooting at the zombies."What I haven't eaten in two hours!" I responded to him. After I finished eating he said "Okay lets drop grenades and jump the fluff out like in the movies” " Nice, dramatic jump." I responded. We dropped about nine grenades; the jumped off dramatically like in the movies and landed on the floor. We turned our heads and saw an explosion followed by flaming bodies in the air. Damon said "Like watching fireworks, only bloody." then the world faded into darkness. We blacked out.
After that we stopped the party and barricaded the windows and doors."Ooh man ooh man ooh man I'm too young to die" said Joseph in a sobering voice. A window shattered,some debris fell then Jerry yelled "Their coming in!" Mark cry out "Holy craaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!".Well, I guess he kind of deserved that, it was a win, win, lose situation.Me win ,zombie win ,Mark lose. But hey that's what you get for being a jerk al the time . Soon everyone was crying, and confessing, man I couldn't respect that, 1.I had too many dark secrets, 2. They're just going to throw their lives away man these people are retarded, throwing their lives away and not fighting back, pppssshh I was.
After talking to them that we are the last hope of humanity, that got them pumped up . Jerry was the host of the party and said that his dad has a mother lode of guns in the basement , after he said that I punched he in the face and said "Sorry for that bro, I dude you could've said something earlier, we're in a zombie crisis!" then a group brought them up . Oh man I almost passed out and not because of the party, but because of so many weapons he had. It was about time we showed these creeps whos boss . My best friend Damon was on a killer rampage, he was so good we let them come in, soon they were everywhere and was about time I made barbecue, I pulled the trigger for the flame-thrower. It was like slow- motion status ,I could feel the heat spreading and since I had never used a flame-thrower and some retard threw three grenades ,the house was going to collapse. Everyone made it except Luke.
Everyone was well armed. I spoke up and said "Guys I think I heard on the news that an evil psychopath girl is behind this . Any way I also heard that a carnival is where the military is keeping survivors. So lets go." On the way there I spotted Taho with a torrent on it , Damon got on it and classic Damon pulled the trigger and it was hilarious his whole body vibrated as if he was being electrified. Then a horde of zombies came , then he swiveled the torrent and shot Johnny one time in the stomach and he flipped like a pancake . After the zombies were killed. We had no choice but to take Johnny's weapons and abandon him because the blood was like bait.
We arrived at the carnival and once we turned on the power it grabbed attention it was like a "Here zombie, zombie , zombbbieee!" thing .
Damon spoke up "I think this is the wrong carnival." I responded "You think ! ".Then swiftly Damon and I ran to the rollercoaster and it took off with Damon and my foot . I whammed my face in a pole and my tongue tasted the metallic pole . I was able to get on just as a metal bar was going to blow my head off. A zombie jumped down in front of me, I blew it's legs off with a Sweeper. It got close and I yelled "Get off you ugly piece of vomit." Then I saw it was Johnny, then I yanked his head off along with his spine and used it as nun-chucks , then we saw that the drop down was a zombie- village then I called Damon to grab my leg then used Johnny's head-spine as a hook on a bar then let go. Suddenly , a fighter plane passed by that the carnival will explode in ten, nine , eight , seven ,six ,five, four, three, two, one, right when the bombs dropped it swooped under too fast and the bombs landed on top of the plane. Then Luke the one who didn't make it came with a warthog only better. Right when he was going to say something he was tackled and the zombie was enjoying his human happy meal. Well, it is the circle of life for him.
Then I said "Ooh poop I guess that means we're screwed." then Damon said "Not yet !". Damon and I ran to the top of a duck shooting thing. I saw out of the corner of my eye I saw an Oreo cookie cake twelve pack. I grabbed it and gobbled it down as the zombies climbed up. Damon Yelled at me" Dude are you kidding me!?" while shooting at the zombies."What I haven't eaten in two hours!" I responded to him. After I finished eating he said "Okay lets drop grenades and jump the fluff out like in the movies” " Nice, dramatic jump." I responded. We dropped about nine grenades; the jumped off dramatically like in the movies and landed on the floor. We turned our heads and saw an explosion followed by flaming bodies in the air. Damon said "Like watching fireworks, only bloody." then the world faded into darkness. We blacked out.